One Fine Day (Superman and Wonder Woman story)

One fine sunny day on earth

Superman was flying low when he saw Wonder Woman from a distance

She was sunbathing naked by the lake

To his surprise..

She was moaning in her sleep..

So without thinking once or twice, Mr. "horny" Superman dove, opened his pants, and did her from the top front

Superman drilled Wonder Woman to her ultimate pleasure for 3 times

All happened in the speed of light.

The very next day at the superheroes annual meeting..

Superman saw the Invincible Man walks in a strange way

He asked him, "what's wrong with you man?"

Invincible Man said angrily, "one bastard drilled my ass from behind while I was with Wonder Woman!"

in the speed of light…

yelomelo

16 March 2011

*in memory of oldskool's jokes while thinking about superman and wonder woman should go out together.

Let's Start Over Again Baby

I need to run 1 mile in 12 minutes at least. Been there done that..still have to do it all over again. Dannnnngg.


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Abdul dan Gue

Semalem gue ke Java Jazz Festival 2011 di Kemayoran. Trus gue liat si Abdul, penyanyinya Abdul and the Coffee Theories. Hampir gue sapa buat minta foto bareng.
Tapi gak gue lakukan, tengsin man. Padahal dia juga gak lagi dikrubutin layaknya artis2 tenar desa atau ibukota lainnya. Kurang tenar kali ya...

Setelah gue pikir-pikir, si Abdul dan lagu-lagunya kan sudah banyak banget menemani hari-hari gue. Dari ketika gue falling in love, patah hati, trus falling in love lagi. Wes pokoke seperti menemani gue saat suka dan duka deh.

Oh well.. I gotta remind myself then if one day I see him again. Minta poto bareng trus gue post di facebook, blogspot, atau apaan kek. Bener gak?

Saat ini gue ucapkan saja, " terima kasih mr.Abdul."


Jakarta, 5 March 2011
Sambil kekenyangan habis makan nasi goreng.


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